01 - Gastrointestinal rape
02 - Pharaonic circumsicion
03 - Malignant spiculated legion
04 - Polycystic ovarian rupture
05 - Slam - induced groovitoid groovitis
06 - Vasovagal
07 - Dilatation and evacuation of a fetal demise
08 - Asphyxiating on excrement